Top 10 Ways to Know You Are Called to Church Administration

Are you not sure whether you are called to work in Church Administration? I have created a fun top 10 to see if God has "called" you to work in this area of ministry. :-)

10. You get excited when a co-worker asks you to take a trip with them to Staples.
9.   You know who Ben Bernanke is.
8.   For Christmas, you bought the Youth Pastor the book, "Youth Group Budgeting for Dummies"
7.   You consider Credit Card Reconciliation the "thorn in your side" that Paul talks about.
6.   You display your children's math homework on your refrigerator instead of paintings and drawings.
5.   You are the only one in the church that knows the name of your ministry's CPA
4.   You have your son fill out a requisition to request a new video game.
3.   You think the church mission statement should say something about having 6 months cash reserves.
2.   You often tell other staff members, "We have a form for that..."
1.   You refer to a new family in the church as a "potential giving unit."

So, are you called?
Feel free to comment on what I may have missed